[ Some time around midday, a package arrives for Yu via courier. It's pleasantly wrapped -- almost adorably so, really -- with just a simple note that says, "Happy Birthday." Considering the number of people that would actually know when Yu's birthday was consists of the government and Adachi, it's pretty easy to figure out where the package is coming from. ]
[ But when opened, what's inside is, like the packaging, almost adorable. It's a little cake, covered in what looks like buttercream and piped with blue and silver decorations, with "Happy Birthday" scrawled over it. Considering how it arrived and just how perfectly neat it is, it was very clearly made by a professional -- there was no way Adachi himself could have put together something so nice looking. Taking a slice proves it's even more pleasant: there's what looks like strawberry jam between the three layers of cake. There's absolutely nothing that could possibly go wrong with this cake. ]
[ ...except when Yu tries to take a bite. ]
[ Because that lovely buttercream? Was actually mayonnaise. And not the good, creamy kind of mayonnaise either; it was the nasty, tangy kind of mayonnaise that liked to think of itself as salad dressing. ]
[ And that cute strawberry jam? Actually wasabi paste dyed red. ]
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[ But when opened, what's inside is, like the packaging, almost adorable. It's a little cake, covered in what looks like buttercream and piped with blue and silver decorations, with "Happy Birthday" scrawled over it. Considering how it arrived and just how perfectly neat it is, it was very clearly made by a professional -- there was no way Adachi himself could have put together something so nice looking. Taking a slice proves it's even more pleasant: there's what looks like strawberry jam between the three layers of cake. There's absolutely nothing that could possibly go wrong with this cake. ]
[ ...except when Yu tries to take a bite. ]
[ Because that lovely buttercream? Was actually mayonnaise. And not the good, creamy kind of mayonnaise either; it was the nasty, tangy kind of mayonnaise that liked to think of itself as salad dressing. ]
[ And that cute strawberry jam? Actually wasabi paste dyed red. ]
[ Hopefully Yu survived, right? ]
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April 1 misfire text, un: Yousoro★
like shiitake-chan
thatd make me feel better I guess
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[ Unlike Akira, Yu doesn't get flippant, if only because half the time he worries that Yu takes him at face value. ]
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[Text] sorry my notifs are 100% borked
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forever the fucking frustration that I can't even keep tags on my posts
idk you sure it's not your crazy ass code somehow interfering with how DW works?